Wednesday, 7 December 2011

AC Milan might probably buy our friend Carlos Tevez

Remember that video we made about Carlos Tevez?  It seems like only two days ago... and it's helped convince AC Milan that signing him and paying him £200,000 a week is a great idea!

The rumours at the moment include Milan swapping Pato and £5million for the striker and some other ones, but the most likely is that the Rosseneri will take him on loan for the rest of the season, paying his full wage for the privilege.  The only problem with this is that these negotiations have been done with Tevez, not Manchester City, who are more likely to give everyone free hand-jobs at the next home game than let the Argentinian go where he wants to, let alone for free.  If a Cambodian zoo came along and offered him a cage next to the lions the transfer would probably go easier.  Plus he'd be closer to home.  Cambodia is in America right?