Pablo Osvaldo punches his own team-mate

Pablo Osvaldo has been fined and suspended by AS Roma after punching team-mate Erik Lamela. Presumably because they were arguing over who turns into the better player on Football Manager. It's Lamela.

Roma lost 2-0 to Udinese and Osvaldo went ape shit after Lamela refused to pass to him during the game. To be fair to Lamela, Osvaldo looks like a massive bell-end so I can sympathise. In the dressing room after the game Pablo said "hey Erik, why you no a passa the ball to me huh?", in a shit 60's British comedy Italian accent. Then he twatted him in the face.

Pablo has been fined £43,000 and suspended for one game. That is the maximum amount that he could be fined and is probably close to one weeks wages which I'm sure will really sting.  At the request of his team-mates he will be allowed to train with the first-team squad. Which is the equivalent of giving him a massive high-five so perhaps we can decipher that it's actually Lamela who is the massive bell-end.

Nothing will ever top the Kieron Dyer Vs Lee Bowyer fight on the pitch. The Bowyer rage face was one of the funniest things I've ever seen and I've seen Lenny Henry do stand up.

Sorry I can't even joke about that. Lenny Henry is fucking horrendous.