Friday, 28 October 2011

Titus Bramble: Hilarious Defender. Alleged Rapist,

I'm going to go on pure instinct here and assume that we don't make enough waves in the internet ocean to get sued. I shall keep throwing in the world allegedly just to make sure.Titus Bramble has been arrested and charged with two counts of sexual assault and possession of a class A drug. Sounds like one hell of a party. Allegedly.


I chose this photograph as it looks the most rapey and makes you think, "look at him, he's definitely a rapist." Allegedly. Rape clearly runs in the family. Allegedly. His brother Tesfaye was jailed for four and half years for raping a girl last year. Their parents must be so proud.

Of course until he is convicted, he is innocent in the eyes of the law. However I'm not the law. Bramble has provided us with many hilarious moments in football. Tripping himself up, own goals a plenty and having the facial expression of a gormless idiot at all times. Sometimes I even felt bad for Titus. Every time he put a run of a few good games together, he would ruin it by doing things like these. I definitely don't feel bad any more.


Titus Bramble is nowhere near good enough at football to get away with something like this (See Kobe Bryant / O J Simpson etc) and let's hope justice is served.  If he is guilty of course.  Allegedly.