Monday, 31 October 2011

Steven Taylor loves Halloween

Steven Taylor broke his nose last week because he's SO FUCKING HARD and because it's broken he now has to wear a mask that makes him look like a futuristic lone ranger.  Except one without a lot of money.

Hi-ho silver!  What you can't see below in this picture is the bitching costume he has on.  I'm not sure how easy it's going to be see out of that monstrosity on his face though and if someone steps on Robert Huth's foot and he swells to eight times the size, I don't think it's going to help out Steven's face an awful lot if it takes on a fist.  Regardless, Steven is said to be looking forward to wearing fancy dress tonight for Newcastle's spooky visit to Stoke.  They might even get to go to the haunted house and see the Peter Crouch they keep there.  It's scary because he's so ugly