Monday, 31 October 2011

Steven Gerrard is injured, no-one shocked

Steven Gerrard faces being on the sidelines for at least a month now that his ankle has an infection.  I don't even know how that's possible, it's not like it's my penis.

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Somehow his ankle got infected and now the midfielder will miss all of November meaning that Liverpool only have 8000 other midfielders to choose from.  For Kenny Dalglish that just isn't enough and now even Stevie G has admitted he's started to doubt whether he will ever be as powerful again.  I assume he means at football because otherwise that would be a weird episode of Power Rangers.  I'd definitely watch it though