Friday, 28 October 2011

Nicklas Bendtner hates his teammates

Nicklas Bendtner is actually playing quite well for Sunderland just now.  Could it be because his team mates keep destroying all his clothes?  Oh no wait he actually doesn't like that.

Nicklas likes to wear suits because presumably he likes people to realise that he's 'kind of a big deal', but since the only people who wear suits in Sunderland are the defendants or the lawyers representing them, his teammates like cutting them up.  Bendtner told the Daily Star:
“I have learnt to dress down now when I come in to training,” said Bendtner, who is on loan at Sunderland until the end of the season.

“The alternative would be that I didn’t have any clothes left.

“I always like to look smart and have tended to wear a jacket and shirt, but I realised that if I arrived at the training ground in them I would not be leaving wearing them.

“Now I have to wear more everyday clothes because all the good stuff was getting destroyed
I was going to say that I don't know why anyone would find this funny but then I realised that sneaking into Sunderland's dressing room and cutting holes in Nicklas Bendtner's clothes is quite funny, and I laughed.  Some people have described me as a comedy genius, others have suggested I might be socially autistic.  All I know is that if you cut eyes out of a bed sheet it makes you look like a ghost.