Mohamed Al Fayed does not like Mark Hughes

Mohamed Al Fayed is perhaps most famous for rapping with Ali G on CH4 a few years back. In his spare time he hangs out at Harrods, makes terrible Michael Jackson statues and occasionally runs Fulham football club. He must have had five minutes to kill today so he slagged off Mark Hughes to the press to pass the time.

from the dailymail.co.uk 

Reportedly incensed after reading Mark Hughes' comments at the weekend, Al Fayed wanted to get some things off his probably chest.  Hughes said that Al Fayed had a face like a crinkly testicle and something about not matching his ambitions. He wanted to sign Castolo from the Pro Evolution Soccer Master League but ended up with Bobby Zamora.

Al Fayed was probably drunk and accused Hughes of betrayal. Here is a quote -

 "it was not the club but Hughes who lacked the courage and ambition to take on the task of leadership. If people are looking for a flop, they only have to [look] no further than the man who has lost his spark."

In fairness to Hughes, finishing 8th in the league with Fulham is pretty much all you can hope for. However he did make himself look like a complete twat when he left the club thinking he was going to get the Aston Villa job. Then they decided to go for old ginger melty face Alex McLeish instead. Hughes then used the classic "I didn't want the job anyway" excuse to try and hide his embarrassment.

Al Fayed has challenged Mark Hughes to a hell in a cell match to settle the score but Hughes himself has publicly stated he would prefer a tables, ladders and chairs match up. There should be further developments on this story tonight. In my dreams, from my brain, where most of this story came from.