Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Mario Balotelli and the magic beanstalk

According to the The Sun, Mario Balotelli's Mum asked him to go out and buy an iron and ironing board and instead he brought home a lorry with two vespas inside.  And also some Scalextric and a Table Tennis set.  I think I might literally be in awe of this guy.  Or in love with.

That's what you're supposed to do when you're rich!!!!  Think about all these bullshit boring millionaire playboy footballers we've had to put up with for the last ten years!!!  Jeeeesus.  The only interesting things they seem to do are rape people, repress their homosexuality and bitch and whine constantly about completely irrelevant stuff or everything is unfair.  This guy goes out and buys toys.  Remember when you were little and wanted to live in the super market so that you can play with all the toys and eat all the delicious fresh bread?  He's probably already done that.