Friday, 28 October 2011

Gareth Bale wears Olympic football shirt

Gareth Bale has caused "controversy" today by being pictured in a Team GB football shirt and OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE OH WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Despite the fact that this does look suspiciously like a promotional picture for a Planet of the Apes sequel, the strip is actually pretty bad ass.  As a Scottish person I am supposed to be like 'aww hell no!' to this, but because I really don't care about it, I'm not.  Similarly, some Welsh people who are still desperate to not take part in Team GB incase Wales, god forbids, loses its individuality are annoyed by Bale's appearance in the shirt.

I can assure you now inhabitants of Wales, Northern Ireland, Scotland and indeed, England - your countries will not fall apart and lose their culture.  Sheep will continue to graze in the hills of Wales and be sexually assaulted in the hills of North East Scotland.  People will continue to struggle to grasp the concept of there being no god, let alone two, in Ireland and the Northern part and England will still be full of hooligans and retards.  It's just that for about two weeks the morons amongst us all will be able to find some common ground and not beat each other up for being from a 'different' place.

Failing that let's just have a Scottish and Welsh team for the Olympics anyway.  We might as well be shit at all the sports instead of just most of them.