Tuesday, 11 October 2011

Brazilian girl gets terrible Neymar tattoo

She's brazilian so the likelihood of her being hot is quite high, which makes this a potentially exciting post!  NAAAAT

Wow.  That's pretty special and in fairness to her, at least she's alerted any Brazilian men she might encounter to run to the fucking hills the minute she approaches, rather than having to endure multiple 'I'm pregnant' scenarios when you don't send flowers to her work.  What do you even do if you get to her room and when she turns around with her shirt off, you see this?  What do you do?

You inspect their lip first, obviously.  There are clues everywhere my friends - that was a trick question. Never go anywhere near the place that someone like this lives, if you value your life in any way.  Even if you are very drunk.