Thursday, 27 October 2011

Advantage Carlos Tevez

Carlos Tevez and Roberto Mancini have an interesting relationship. Mancini clearly hates Tevez, whilst Tevez only really loves his family and dancing around like a tit on youtube.

A game of back and forth has gone on between the pair since Mancini claimed that Tevez refused to come on against Bayern Munich. Tevez refuted the claims and said it was all a big old misunderstanding. Mancini used google translate which told him that Tevez had refused to play and insulted his Mum's spaghetti. Tevez was then fined four weeks wages at around £1m, or 5000 weeks wages to a normal person. I could easily find out the average UK wage and figure this out properly but I definitely won't.

Tevez appealed his fine and he has been backed by the PFA-
"The PFA's opinion, based on all the evidence presented, is that Carlos Tevez never refused to play for the club."
 His ban has been reduced to two weeks wages. Tevez gets the added bonus of getting to rub the whole incident straight into Mancini's wonderfully handsome face and we all know that's all he really wanted all along.  I'm on Roberto's side so here is that video of Tevez dancing like a bell-end to cheer him up.