Darren Bent has shared his secrets to a long lasting playing career which is being banged by loads of dudes, or as he likes to call it, yoga.
Based on his hero, Dhalsim, Bent practises every night, even going so far as to paint walls in different rooms of his house as Street Fighter 2 backgrounds. Although obviously I've just made that up, imagine how cool that would be? Or make it like a Sonic the Hedgehog background?! Darren might not have thought of these things because he just does yoga to prolong his playing career. Also, because in this article he uses the word 'jip' he wins infinite FitbaThatba points and that's more important than anything.