Monday, 20 June 2011

Neil Lennon signs new contract

Great news! Neil Lennon has signed a new 12 month contract.


Yup Celtic have confirmed that Lennon has signed a 12-month rolling contract. One can only assume he has a death wish or just hates his family and would rather spend his weekends being spat on by neanderthals. It definitely did not get boring and shameful last season, reading and viewing all the madness surrounding Neil Lennon and co. Death threats, pitch side assault, government intervention and a parcel bomb in a pear tree.

Something about the love for Lennon confuses me. He actually lost the CIS Cup and the league to Rangers.  Now on paper he definitely has a better squad so surely he has done a bit of a shit job? It's truly a case of if you're not first, you're last in the SPL. Hearts, who finished 3rd, were a mere 29 points behind Celtic in 2nd. Therefore I assume the love is based around the fact that he makes Rangers fans' blood boil at the mere sight of him. If he winds them up anymore next season, we might actually see their heads exploding live and in high definition on sky sports. Or in 3D if you are one of those berks who actually bought in to 3D and sit in your house wearing those glasses that cost £200. What were you thinking?

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