Friday, 3 June 2011

Lionel Messi attacked!

Whilst in a restaurant some hooded jerk tried to punch Argentina's beloved Lionel Messi!  Did he care?  Hell no - he's awesome personified!

"I wasn't even touched," Messi told reporters after a punch thrown by a youth wearing a hoodie failed to make contact.
"I didn't feel a thing and I only found out after all the kerfuffle, it was nothing," Messi told sports daily Ole (www.ole.com.ar) from Rosario, 300 km north of Buenos Aires.
This might be why footballers need mental help councilling in England - none of the players can accept that someone can be so good at football and a legend at the same time.  If a street gang tried to assault Messi he'd just dip his shoulder, nip out of the resulting ball of fury and watch it like he's in a cartoon.  But it would be no big deal.  You know?  Whatever.  Let's go grab a coke guys.

I WANT TO BE YOU LIONEL

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