"I wasn't even touched," Messi told reporters after a punch thrown by a youth wearing a hoodie failed to make contact.This might be why footballers need mental help councilling in England - none of the players can accept that someone can be so good at football and a legend at the same time. If a street gang tried to assault Messi he'd just dip his shoulder, nip out of the resulting ball of fury and watch it like he's in a cartoon. But it would be no big deal. You know? Whatever. Let's go grab a coke guys.
"I didn't feel a thing and I only found out after all the kerfuffle, it was nothing," Messi told sports daily Ole (www.ole.com.ar) from Rosario, 300 km north of Buenos Aires.
I WANT TO BE YOU LIONEL