Friday, 6 May 2011

Villains fight for the Young

Droopy-faced cartoon dog, Gary McAllister has told the press that they will do everything they can to keep Ashley Young, unless someone bids any amount of money for him:

The 25-year-old, who has one year left on his contract, has been linked with a move to Manchester United.
"I don't think it's inevitable Ashley will go. We will do everything we can to keep him here," McAllister said.
The Scot added that the club will hold talks with midfielder Nigel Reo-Coker, who is out of contract in the summer.
Young has blossomed into a full England international at Aston Villa, but is yet to play in the Champions League.

Gary McAllister looks like a child has drawn a sad face on an egg.  According to our sources, his defence plan to keep hold of Ashley Young is phoning him and saying "pleeeease don't go".  The method contradicts that employed by Gerard Houllier, which is to pretend to have a heart attack.  It's always so convenient when someone has a heart attack - take my neighbour for instance, always whinging: "ohh my job is so stressful", "oooh i can't feel the left side of my body, please phone 999".  Yeh well I ain't falling for that one again, pops.