Monday, 23 May 2011

Ryan Giggs loses for the first time in his career

Ryan Giggs wins at most things in life but he seems to have lost the battle with the media and has finally been revealed as that player who was banging some tart who was once on TV. In fairness Ryan, we all knew anyway.

The Scottish Sunday Herald finally gave a big two-finger salute to the injunction Giggs had put in place, after unfortunately for him, he forgot that it didn't apply to Scotland.  It's incredible how much coverage injunctions have received recently, surely for years this has happened? It was even discussed in parliament today, in the houses of parliament no laws apply. Inside the house of commons the scenes are reminiscent of those from an old western. MPs sit around playing cards, drinking whisky and fighting each other whilst scantily dressed ladies dance on top of pianos. During the proceedings today Lib Dem MP John Hemming named Ryan Giggs. Like a boss, he said - (in reference to the subject being discussed on Twitter) 
 "Mr Speaker, with about 75,000 people having named Ryan Giggs it is obviously impracticable to imprison them all."
Personally, I don't give a shit, for what Ryan Giggs has done in his career, he could sleep with my Mum and i'd probably still high five him. That's a lie, I would definitely high five him and so would my Dad.