Sunday, 15 May 2011

Rangers win the SPL

Scotland's annual 'which glasgow team will win' season is about to come to an end and everyone who has ever been in a fight will be pleased to know that this year was Rangers' turn!

Kilmarnock decided that they'd much prefer Rangers to win the league this year and so just rolled over and begged the glasgow club to keep fucking them harder and harder until they'd conceded 5 goals, like a raped pinata.  The score ended 5-1, some people in blue shirts and prisons celebrated, Rangers got given a trophy.  The only question on everyone's lips after the game was "just who will win the SPL next season?"