If Man Utd can avoid defeat over the next 2 hours away to Blackburn, who are just... awful, the Premiership is theirs. In one corner we have legendary tactician and management genius Sir Alex Ferguson, and in the other we have a bald man that looks like his head will take off like a rocket if he wears his tie any tighter. Steve Kean looks like one of those adverts for people who don't notice the first signs of a heart attack.
