Bixente Lizarazu, that French left back who you could always buy for £2.5 million at the start of Championship Manager 97/98, will run through the streets of Evian naked because they have been promoted to Ligue 1.
After doing some investigating I discovered that Lizarazu is a share-holder in Evian which is why he is celebrating this promotion - it's a sort of bet with the press that he promises to uphold. Either that or it's just a convenient excuse for him to get his knob out. Even more impressive than Lizarazu's World Cup and European Championship winner medals is the fact that I managed to eventually work out that having shares in Evian refers to the football club Evian and not the people who make water. Life can be confusing sometimes