Then this happened Motherwell 0-5 Rangers & Celtic 4-1 Dundee United
Look at that league table. Look at it, what's the point? Can we just get rid of Rangers and Celtic? I'm bored of it being a two-horrible-horses race every season. I'm bored of the sectarianism. I'm bored of listening to them talk about how refs favour one over the other. I'm bored of seeing their scummy fans in the newspapers and on my TV screen every day. I'm bored of pretending to care about Aberdeen getting the third spot. I'm bored of the top/bottom six split. I'm bored of cornflakes. I'm bored of stupid old men trying to talk to me in pubs about this awful standard of football. I'm bored of Neil Lennon and his gingervitis. I am so bored of it all, I might just watch my Aberdeen Team of the Decade (1980s) video on a constant loop until I become old and decrepit and die in my favourite chair surrounded by empty cans of Tennants and used needles. Being Scottish I live on cheap lager, heroin and the odd can of Irn-Bru.