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GET ME OUTTA HEEEEEEERE! |
"I haven't made some huge mistake on the pitch or anything. It's just happened. For a bit, I felt lost because I haven't faced this situation before in my career. I feel that I have gone backwards, like I have gone from heaven to hell."In fairness to Seb, we're mates so I can call him that, he does say that actually playing football is important to him and not the money. If that's the case then I will give up my place in my 5-a-side team and he can set up a direct debit, transferring half his wage into my bank account every week.
Good news for Bassong is that I have been watching a lot of Supernatural and I am fully aware that the rapture is here and he really is experiencing hell on Earth. Harry Redknapp is clearly a zombie judging by his decomposing face, his brain will need to be destroyed and my colt 45 is up for the job. Joe Jordan, the pasty bastard, is a ghost, his body will need to be found, salted and burned. Daniel Levy is a vampire and despite what you may have read, the only way to kill a vampire is decapitation. A samurai sword should do the trick here. Sepp Blatter is without a doubt the vessell for the devil himself but sadly I am only half way through season 5 of Supernatural and they still haven't figured out how to kill him. The end is nigh.