Barcelona, perhaps the greatest footballing side of all time, have decided that they need to buy more players to make the game a little bit easier than it already is. Cue Guiseppe Rossi:
£40 million should be enough to steal him away from Villareal and force most teams to just give up at half-time like they probably should. The only way to beat Barcelona now seems to be if you summon the Megazords immediately instead of fighting them on the ground - why jump about karate kicking them when you can just crush them to death with giant robot feet made of the body of a sabre-toothed tiger?
It's morphin' time. Or probably in Man Utd's case, morphine time.