Monday, 16 May 2011

Avram Grant has been fired

Poor old Mr Toad, manager of West Ham until about 20 hours ago, has to go searching for a new job, because like I've just said, he's been fired.  Look at his sad little face:

West Ham have parted company with manager Avram Grant after a 3-2 defeat at fellow strugglers Wigan sealed their relegation from the Premier League.
The club confirmed the Israeli was leaving the club just over an hour after their 18th league defeat of a dismal campaign.
"Avram Grant is no longer the manager of West Ham United," a statement said.
This story get worse and worse because not only was the giant Jew close to tears throughout his post match interview but he spent the entire time saying sorry to the supporters and the players and pointing out that his future was not important and the club would live on. Which makes everyone on the board at West Ham a dick.  It's not his fault he's terrible.  There's nothing sadder than seeing a grown man reduced to tears by something he can't control, unless he looks like the villain from Danger Mouse: