Saturday, 14 May 2011

Arsene Wenger injects people with yellow liquid

I don't really know where to start with this one.

According to The Daily Mirror, ex-alcoholic Paul Merson has been telling people who will listen that his boss of 4 months, one Arsene Wenger, used to get someone to inject him with a 'yellow liquid' and feed him 'super strength caffeine pills' before matches.  Like he was Jason fucking Bourne or a horse.  Wenger has since rejected the comments as utter nonsense, which is good, but only in terms of him doping players. Wenger wanted to point out that he has never doped players, nor injected them but that everyone feeds their players with mysterious liquids.  The question you have to sort of ask yourself is why Merson had no problem with a doctor injecting something that looked like Lucozade in to his arm, and whether he actually did, or if Merson was so pissed that he got confused, a bit like Mr Burns when Homer thinks he's an alien.