Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Ancelotti needs a new job

The rumours surrounding Carlo Ancelotti's fate at Chelsea just keep growing with Guus Hiddink the likely man to takeover his unsuccessful reigns at Stamford Bridge, having only won the League and FA cup double once in his 2 year job.  Lazy!

borrowed from wikipedia
From The Guardian:

Chelsea are to intensify their search for a manager to replace Carlo Ancelotti, with the club's owner, Roman Abramovich, seriously considering the merits of Guus Hiddink and Porto's AndrĂ© Villas Boas to replace the Italian at Stamford Bridge.
Defeat by Manchester United on Sunday effectively ended Chelsea's title defence, condemning the club to the third trophyless season of the Abramovich era. Ancelotti, who had claimed the London club's first league and FA Cup Double in his first season, is due to meet the chief executive, Ron Gourlay, in the week after the final round of Premier League matches and is expecting to be relieved of his duties after two years in charge and with 12 months of his contract to run.
Roman Abramovich is the most over-demanding boss of all time.  The desperate way that he sacks some of the greatest managers in world football or implies it is a good idea for them to leave in his quest for the Champions League trophy can only mean one thing: he wants to drink from the Champions League trophy so that he may have eternal life.  Only the pure, holy and slightly metallic taste of water from this vessel can provide him with the immortality he so uncontrollably desires, so what a great sight it will be when he eventually takes a sip, his face melts and terrifyingly he is reduced to only a skeleton, screaming along the way "I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN THE SCOTTISH LEAGUE CUP!  Balrlrghhghghghrgrhghhhh".

He chose poorly.