Fat ogre Wayne Rooney, who is the same age as me but with 100% more children, found out that The News of the World hacked his phone.
BBC Sport says:
Rooney wrote on Twitter: "Scotland Yard detectives came to see me earlier and showed me some documents. Looks like a newspaper have hacked into my phone."
Scotland Yard said it was unable to confirm a meeting had taken place but that it was "up to him" what he wrote.
The paper has admitted phone hacking celebrities between 2004 and 2006.
Rooney also tweeted: "Gonna get my lawyers to deal with phone hacking until end of season. So I can focus on helping MUFC win trophies. Thx for all ur support."
This is just awful. I hope no one has bugged my phone just now - or my computer! If they both go tits up at least I have my Playstation to keep me going, those guys at Sony are really safe. Interestingly I keep receiving emails about how to maintain erections all of a sudden but of course I have no need for those, and neither does my girlfriend, who seems to spend a lot of time crying these days. It's probably that time of the month, huh guys? I guarantee that somewhere some other football blog is making a joke about Rooney texting grannies his desire to shag them and so I'd like to just take this opportunity to point out that a millionaire, who is the same age as me and has a child, has paid a prostitute who is more than old enough to be a grandmother, to bang him. To underline this point, none of that is libellous.
