This is just awful. I hope no one has bugged my phone just now - or my computer! If they both go tits up at least I have my Playstation to keep me going, those guys at Sony are really safe. Interestingly I keep receiving emails about how to maintain erections all of a sudden but of course I have no need for those, and neither does my girlfriend, who seems to spend a lot of time crying these days. It's probably that time of the month, huh guys? I guarantee that somewhere some other football blog is making a joke about Rooney texting grannies his desire to shag them and so I'd like to just take this opportunity to point out that a millionaire, who is the same age as me and has a child, has paid a prostitute who is more than old enough to be a grandmother, to bang him. To underline this point, none of that is libellous.
Rooney wrote on Twitter: "Scotland Yard detectives came to see me earlier and showed me some documents. Looks like a newspaper have hacked into my phone."Scotland Yard said it was unable to confirm a meeting had taken place but that it was "up to him" what he wrote.The paper has admitted phone hacking celebrities between 2004 and 2006.Rooney also tweeted: "Gonna get my lawyers to deal with phone hacking until end of season. So I can focus on helping MUFC win trophies. Thx for all ur support."
Thursday, 28 April 2011
Wyne Roonees fone gt hkd
Fat ogre Wayne Rooney, who is the same age as me but with 100% more children, found out that The News of the World hacked his phone. BBC Sport says: