Thursday, 28 April 2011

Wyne Roonees fone gt hkd

Fat ogre Wayne Rooney, who is the same age as me but with 100% more children, found out that The News of the World hacked his phone.  BBC Sport says:

Rooney wrote on Twitter: "Scotland Yard detectives came to see me earlier and showed me some documents. Looks like a newspaper have hacked into my phone."
Scotland Yard said it was unable to confirm a meeting had taken place but that it was "up to him" what he wrote.
The paper has admitted phone hacking celebrities between 2004 and 2006.
Rooney also tweeted: "Gonna get my lawyers to deal with phone hacking until end of season. So I can focus on helping MUFC win trophies. Thx for all ur support."
This is just awful.  I hope no one has bugged my phone just now - or my computer!  If they both go tits up at least I have my Playstation to keep me going, those guys at Sony are really safe.  Interestingly I keep receiving emails about how to maintain erections all of a sudden but of course I have no need for those, and neither does my girlfriend, who seems to spend a lot of time crying these days.  It's probably that time of the month, huh guys?  I guarantee that somewhere some other football blog is making a joke about Rooney texting grannies his desire to shag them and so I'd like to just take this opportunity to point out that a millionaire, who is the same age as me and has a child, has paid a prostitute who is more than old enough to be a grandmother, to bang him.  To underline this point, none of that is libellous.