Thursday, 14 April 2011

Tevez gets laid (off)

Due to a delicious injury on his hamstring, Carlos Tevez is sidelined for the next 3 or 4 weeks or whatever.

Tevez sustained the injury at the 3-0 raping against Liverpool, where Andy Carroll scored his first 2 goals at Anfield.  I bet there hasn't been a moment that Tevez regrets signing for the most expensive team in history and essentially leading them all the way.  He'd never feature in anyone's dream team, yet he still scores goals all the time, but they are always weird goals.  He also doesn't look like he should be able to header a ball because he has no neck, and he also looks like Blanca from Street Fighter 2 but with 80% more burns.  All in all, Carlos Tevez is a nice guy.