Sunday, 17 April 2011

Serie Aaaaaaaaaaaah I forgot about that league

Yes the glory days of Football Italia with James Richardson eating ice cream and reading newspapers on Channel 4 are well and truly over. In fact it is easy to forget that Serie A is even still going after the years of match fixing, bribes, Juventus being relegated, Inter winning the league on default, strikes, tv rights problems, racism and other mentalness.

Anyhow, it looks like AC Milan are going to win the league. AC won 3-0 against Sampdoira whilst nearest rivals Napoli and Inter both suffered defeats from Udinese and Parma respectively, leaving the Rosseneri 6 points clear at the top of the league. The bionic man Seedorf scored again, followed by Cassano and Robinho.  It would have been absolutely brilliant if Napoli had won the league but sadly football doesn't really work like that..In an ideal world Napoli would win Serie A, Ray Mears would be Prime Minister and Jeremy Kyle would be thrown into a volcano. Live on ITV of course.

AC have Cassano, Robinho, Ibrahimovic, Van Bommel and Gattuso. Has a team ever had so many certified dick head/nut jobs in one team? Cassano is a bit of a legend though, when talking about his time playing for Real Madrid, he said he would have waiters bring him pastries and women every night.
"sex and food, a perfect night"
Cassano claims to have slept with about 700 women. No wonder he was so fat when he was at Madrid, that's a lot of pastry.