Friday, 22 April 2011

Scott Parker is from the 50s/won award

Everyone's mate, Scott Parker, has won the prestigious football writer's award:

Parker is one of those players that plays really well for clubs that are being relegated but just doesn't cut it at good teams.  He was good at Newcastle, invisible at Chelsea, great at Charlton and he pretty much carries West Ham but still the best thing about him is his darkest secret and knowledge of time travel.  Lurked in the depths of his basement is a time portal allowing Parker to travel back to his native 50s where he solves crimes and advocates prohibition.  I'll get you beer baron!