Tuesday, 26 April 2011

Oh Ribery? (rly)

Sir Alex Ferguson will continue the trend of Man Utd signing players for billions of £ this Summer by bringing in the very handsome, Frank Ribery, according to caughtoffside.com:

Manchester United are reportedly planning an ambitious move to lure Bayern Munichplaymaker Franck Ribery to Old Trafford. Sir Alex Ferguson has long been an admirer of the French international and is keen to bring in more goalscoring options to his midfield and will feel that the poor season the Bundesliga side have experienced and the sacking of manager Louis Van Gaal may convince the talented wide man to leave Bavaria this summer.

There's no mention of any source, let alone any direct quotes in that story so take it with a pinch of salt.  It also doesn't mention where Ribery plans on relocating his evil castle to within Manchester, and how he intends on transporting the other evil creatures and minions that serve him through customs.  He looks like someone created him in a laboratory in the 40s:

Try defending against that without being dressed head to toe in body armour and brandishing a sword, or as Gary Neville calls it, 'a moustache'.  £40 million please