Mourinho is the coolest man ever part 2

Jose Mourinho has finally managed to crack Pep Guardiola after less than a season in charge of Real Madrid.  The Portuguese wind up king has been creeping sly little digs into his post and pre match speeches of late and now Barcelona's boss has done 'a Keegan':

BBC Sport:

In an unusual outburst for the normally laid-back Guardiola, the Spaniard retorted: "He's the [expletive] boss.

"He's the [expletive] master and I can't compete with him at any instant." 

This was in response to this incredibly sarcastic quote from Mourinho:

"Up to now we have had two types of coaches. A very small group of coaches who never speak to the referees.

"After that, there is a bigger group, of whom I am one, who criticise the referees when they make huge errors. But it is also a group who are happy to highlight the good work of the referee.

"And now, with the declaration of Pep the other day, we are entering a new era with a third group, which for the moment includes only him, who criticise the correct decision of the referee.

"This is something I have never seen in the world of football."

What a hero.  Jose loves nothing better than to make everyone else lose their head while he just chills out grabbing a few z's / winning trophies  He makes people argue with him in the exact same way that I would annoy my sisters until they were riled enough to wail 'MUUUUUUUUUM!!!' - which is sort of  essentially what Guardiola is doing.  Don't get me wrong, Pep makes Barca play the best football in the world but once you do the keegan it's a slippery slope and I don't think his Mum is going to come down and order him to put those heads back on his sister's dolls.