Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Fackin Lion-ell, Messi scored again

Messi scored his 48th goal of the season tonight, as Barca take care of Shakhtar, winning 1-0.

Messi. Cheat Player.
According to the all knowing wikipedia, Messi now has 48 goals and 23 assists in 46 games this season. This along with the fact he was pumped full of growth hormones as a youngster means he is officially a cheat player. Clearly he was made in a laboratory and some crazy PES obsessed scientist decided to give him 99 for dribbling, passing, first touch and finishing, that's just not on.

To back up my claim I found a quote from Mikel Arteta

“It is as if someone commands him from the stands, like a video game. I have never seen a human run with the ball at that speed. I have not seen Maradona so I cannot compare, but Messi is simply unbeatable.”
He only has 16 goals for Argentina though, obviously can't cut it at the highest level. It's all fine and well scoring goals against teams like Real Madrid and Manchester United but could he hack it on a windy night down at Stoke?

Typical Sky pundit cliches aside, he could very well score 60 goals this year. If that happens he will officially complete football, probably just start it all over again on the legendary setting.