Saturday, 30 April 2011

Fabregas to Barcelona..........again

It's almost the end of the season and of course as expected, all the media are reporting that Cesc Fabregas wants a return to his boyhood club Barcelona

Barcelona are preparing another swoop for Fabregas at the end of the season, though president Sandro Rosell insists the Spanish giants will not improve on their £35million bid last summer.

I am so incredibly bored of this story. Just go already, for about three years now you spend half the season moping around the pitch looking like you don't want to be there and the other half noising up about how Arsenal aren't good enough. Please go now, I will even pay for your ticket, you attention seeking little Spanish puta.

Without a doubt a happy and fully fit Fabregas is probably (ok definitely) the best central midfielder in Britain and perhaps one of the best in the world but I've had enough Cesc, if you're reading this, I think you're awesome but you're like one of those shit people that live around me, constantly saying you are going to go traveling and see the world but actually you are never leaving Tesco and you will be drinking at your local every weekend, sleeping with fake tanned horrible slags and yet somehow remain full of your own sense of self-importance.

As I'm sure you know, Cesc is a big fan of fitbathatba so no doubt these words will cut deeply.