Wednesday, 6 April 2011

Crouching Tiger hidden retard

Peter Crouch tried his very best to help Real Madrid win their champions league clash against Spurs by skilfully being sent off in the first 20 minutes!  Can you guess how happy Harry Redknapp was?

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp said his side were left with an "impossible task" after being reduced to 10 men in their 4-0 defeat by Real Madrid.
Striker Peter Crouch was sent off after 14 minutes of the Champions League quarter-final first leg following two bookings for two rash challenges.
"It was an impossible task with 10," said Redknapp. "You have to have 11 and be at your best to get a result here.
"It's not over until it's over but we've got a mountain to climb." (BBC)

A source close to football later said "it's definitely over".  Gareth Bale has been spotted putting on a blue lycra suit with some red pants over the top but even this surely won't make a difference when Real Madrid turn up and put 10 men behind the ball for the entire 90 minutes, which is exactly what they will do.  If you want to bet on that game I'd warrant a 0-0 is pretty safe but then I haven't got a single correct score on my coupons for about 2 months so meh.