Monday, 28 March 2011

Selfish Neymar

Neymar selfishly refused the kind offer of a banana from Scotland fans at yesterday's game between the Tartan Army and Brazil.

Attributing the banana to racism, Neymar has sparked outrage between the two sides and the Scottish FA has had to stand up and deny any racist connotations of the banana.  Someone over weight and with little knowledge of the world probably said:
"Clearly the fans were just trying to give the Brazilian players some more energy, bananas are famous for their high levels of potassium"
Brazil were also quite clearly very jealous of just how good Kenny Miller is but jealousy won't get you anywhere guys.  If they can just keep believing in themselves, one day they can be just as incredible.