Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Fabio Capello, not the brightest fellow

Fabio Capello has upset the English media yet again. When criticised by a journalist about his poor standard of English, Capello responded by saying that he only needs to know about 100 words in English in order to manage his players.

"I only know 100 words but one of them is speedos"
The tabloids are furious and rightly so. Capello with the national team's manager's highest winning percentage of all time, who has been successful in Italy and Spain, obviously has no idea what he is doing. The man clearly struggles with basic English, why else would he have purchased such small pants?

Today's modern footballers are all clearly well educated young gentlemen who require a manager who understands the nuances of the English language.  Luckily the FA have brought in Jamie Redknapp to translate for the players who bemoaned Capello's unwillingness to learn words like "bruv", "merked" and "tekkers".