Friday, 24 April 2015

HILARIOUS: Jose Mourinho plays a "prank" by waiting patiently for his press officer to arrive

Lol you'll never guess what crazy old Jose Mourinho has done this time!

Jose Mourinho, king of the pranksters, pulled off his finest work today as he waited silently for his press officer to arrive before beginning a press conference!

Described by the Daily Mirror as a "hilarious two minute long prank", Mourinho enters the room, informs the gathered journalists that he's waiting for Steve (the press officer) and then... LOLOLOL... he waits until he arrives!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!! You can't make this stuff up.

Mourinho checking his phone lolololololololloloolol
The journalists in the room immediately burst into rapturous applause and full on laughter at the end of the 2 minute long video of nothing as Steve (oh you, Steve!) asks Mourinho if he's ready to start the press conference. Mourinho says yes and they begin! 

And that's something we all want to see.

Thursday, 23 April 2015

VIDEO: An interview with a South African children's author

In part one of an interview with Jeffrey Samsung, renowned South African children's author, I interview Jeffrey Samsung. 

Filming this was genuinely one of the funniest things I have ever done as  you will observe from the literal tears I'm in in Part Two, available next week.

Thanks for watching. I hope this hard hitting interview brightens up your day

Tuesday, 21 April 2015

MUSIC VIDEO: Adam Rooney & the ghost of Arild Stavrum

I was off work today so I decided to make a power rock song about Adam Rooney, who I love.


Monday, 20 April 2015

VIDEO: An exclusive interview with a pirate

Recently I was asked to make a couple of comedy series for Quipstar. Here is the start of the second series in which I and James from Gunnerblog fanny about dressed up as different things.

The game is that we're not allowed to laugh or even smile when playing the interviewer, and the other person has to try and make that person laugh. As you can see, James is quite bad at keeping a straight face throughout.

The next episode features a South African children's author, in which I genuinely cry tears of laughter, and the one after that is a wizard. And the one after that is a werewolf, and I promise you 100% that this was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life. Try and not laugh while watching. I dare you.

Thanks for watching, if you do, and share if you enjoy it so that I get asked to make more. 

Peace out x

Wednesday, 15 April 2015

Jurgen Klopp, Man City and the Singpore maths

Jurgen Klopp shocked everyone who wasn't reading about it on Reddit at the time by announcing that he will leave Borussia Dortmund at the end of the season. Here's a video I made about it:

The popular WACKY ZANY German will step down at the end of the season because he cannot be arsed building an entire new squad again, especially since those in charge at Dortmund keep selling all of his good players.

He told a press conference:
"I always said in that moment where I believe I am not the perfect coach anymore for this extraordinary club I will say so.
"I really think the decision is the right one. This club deserves to be coached from the 100% right manager."
Meanwhile, in the city of Dortmund, the earth trembled as he hit Save Game. Just incase he gets bored with the new team he decides to go as:

What now for Klopp? If he wants to he can buy tickets to watch Chelsea, or perhaps he might decide to take the reigns at a club that will need a new manager soon... a sleeping, massively underachieving European giant. A team with a large budget that desperately needs to be rebuilt! A team... like Dortmund! No wait, I mean Man City. Or Arsenal. Do I mean Arsenal? I don't care.

Lots of people will say Klopp should take over from Arsene Wenger but if you take into account Dortmund's rapid descent to near relegation disaster this season - something that Wenger has never come close to - with a club that he's coached for seven years, I wouldn't be rushing for the champagne. Because I don't have any. And prosecco is cheaper too. Also nicer.

Anyway, my point is, have you ever been in control of a team on Football Manager and not had about 8 wonderkids coming through and a potential 5 transfer signings you know you can make? How much more different can that game really be to real life? I'll tell you how much: some. Some different.

Watch that video.

Monday, 30 March 2015

How To Write a Love Song! Episode 3 of Drunk in the Broom Cupboard

In this episode, in which I am slightly more pissed than the last one, I teach you how to write a powerful and erotic love song.

Click away to enjoy and share and give me all the attention you can. I need it for sustenance.

How To Be Popular! Episode 2 of Drunk In The Broom Cupboard

In this episode I teach you how to be really super popular like I am!